• *video starts and Niall walks out*
  • Mom: What happened to his head? I thought he was one of the normal ones.
  • Me: He is normal don't be mean.
  • *Niall starts singing*
  • Mom: What horrible lip syncing.
  • Mom: Seriously his hair, I would at least cut it in the front.
  • *Niall turns into Liam*
  • Mom: See I like his hair, should shave his face though.
  • Me: No he shouldn't he looks good.
  • Mom: Is he a criminal?
  • Me: No.
  • Mom: That shirt makes him look fat.
  • Me: Shut up he's not fat.
  • Mom: I didn't say he was fat I just said that shirt makes him look fat.
  • Me: Just watch.
  • *Liam turns into Harry*
  • Mom: See he needs a belt other wise his pants would fall down.
  • Me: I doubt that.
  • Mom: What's wrong with his hair?
  • Me: His hair is fine.
  • Mom: He looks like he is in pain
  • Me: It was like -50 in that pier.
  • *Camera pans away from Harry*
  • Mom: Where are they going?
  • Mom: You forgot the boy!
  • Mom: Look now he has to run like a lost puppy, back to the camera.
  • *Harry turns into Zayn*
  • Mom: Is this the one I like?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Mom: Good he seems the most normal so far in this video.
  • Mom: Why are they all wearing the same sweater?
  • Mom: It doesn't look good on any of them, except H-A-I-R-Y. Did you see what I did there?
  • Me: Ha-ha very funny.
  • *Zayn turns into Louis*
  • Mom: He's gonna be bald by the time he's 30.
  • Me: Mom! No he is not!
  • Mom: yes he is just look at his hairline, he's gonna be bald with a beard.
  • Mom: That pier looks disgusting.
  • *Louis turns into Harry*
  • Mom: Look its Hairy!
  • Me: Stop talking mom.
  • *Camera starts to zoom out then in*
  • Mom: The camera is leaving him again!
  • Mom: The camera man has realized his mistake and is coming back to him.
  • Mom: I don't need to be this close to his face...
  • Mom: Oh is eyes are pretty at least.
  • *Camera zooms out and the boys and still frames are there.*
  • Mom: look its all of them!
  • *The boys walk into themselves*
  • Mom: That's cute.
  • *Boys walking and go into themselves at times*
  • Mom: Neil did a failed cartwheel.
  • Me: Niall.
  • Mom: Whatever.
  • Mom: Zayn just pushed Liam to the ground... rude.
  • Me: He'll live.
  • *Niall blows up balloon and it goes over the edge*
  • Mom: That's called littering.
  • Mom: Now a bird will probably eat that and die.
  • Me: No it won't
  • * Niall climbs on seat thing and looks like he will jump for a second*
  • Mom: No Niall! Don't jump you can get out of the band there are other ways.
  • *Liam pulls out box and Louis jumps on top*
  • Mom: Yes baldy enjoy your hair flowing in the wind while you still have it.
  • *Zayn kicks a ball out from nowhere*
  • Mom: Yes Zayn, kick the ball to your hoodlum friends.
  • Me: They aren't hoodlums, just watch.
  • *Louis kicks the ball into the air*
  • Mom: Go over the side, Go over the side, Go over the side
  • *Ball doesn't go over the side*
  • Mom: Damn it.
  • Mom: The camera is going away again!
  • *Video ends*
  • Mom: Well play it again so I can listen to the music this time.
  • Me: *Plays again*
  • Mom: Well that want bad, and no one was dressed like a girl, and they weren't on a bridge about to jump.
  • Me: They wouldn't have jumped, and dad liked Zayn dressed as a girl.
  • Mom: Don't talk about your father and Zayn i'm not competing with a man wearing a women's skirt.
  • *Mom walks away to go yell at my dad again for that.*
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